Messing around with online translators

Was looking at a thread on't forums where they translated something from Japanese using an online translator, and it came out in gibberish, so I thought I'd try writing stuff in English then translating it into Japanese, then back to English again to see what guff it came out with (yes I have too much time on my hands) - here is one made up topical commuinication that I gave the treatment:

English (sort of):

"Tally ho, tally ho! A gaggle of Heinkels dead ahead - 109s up above, let's cut some cake! Blue section take care of the Bombers, we'll go after the Fighters - take your safety catches off, we're going in now!"

English - Japanese - English:

"Please cause, calculation a mark! In the -top which died in hereafter went up let's cut the herd the a little cake of the goose of 109s, that! -The blue section care, we of the bomber chase the combatant that takes your safety device and included now!"

Always got to look out for the little cake of the goose of 109s, that's what I always say!

and of course:

English:

"Spring Chicken to Shite Hawk in one easy lesson!"

English - Japanese - English:

"The chicken who should peddle with the easy lesson of 1"

Wise words from the land of the rising Sun.

Wish i had as much time as you

lets hope they don 't have another sunami