The tale of Sir MJ

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The tale of Sir MJ

Post  MJDixon on Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:16 am

So each of the Spits went their separate ways, Sir MJ flew north - over the dark waters of the Zeelands, accompanied by his favorite gramophone...

Bravely bold Sir MJ flew forth to Bergen Op,
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir MJ!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir MJ!

He was not in the least bit scared to be crashed into the ground,
Or to have his flaps gouged out, and his wingtips broken;
To have his fuel tank split, and his cockpit burned away;
And his wings all hacked and mangled, brave Sir MJ!

His nose shot in and his gear blown off
And his rudder removed and his brownings unplugged
And his airframe raped and his bottom blown off
And his peni...

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Re: The tale of Sir MJ

Post  Dezey on Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:12 pm

Ouch ! Im glad you stopped there Mj. Thay can do what they like to my flaps but leave my penis out of it !
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Post  Skip19 on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:01 pm

:lol

following this, just had a request through from AHC.

To: all pilots

We want a shrubbery!

A nice one.

One thats not too expensive.

that is all.

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